Diary From A Little Lost Girl

Sun, 08 Jul 2007 16:52:58 GMT

Your Life is Rated PG-13

Your life isn't totally scandalous, but you definitely don't shy away from adult themes!

distressed.

Sun, 08 Jul 2007 16:49:51 GMT

monkiefromheck is distressed.

If it's not one thing, it's another. Your life is a pitiful wreck, and it's all you ever write about. Why don't you at least make up a happy story for once. Your friends would appreciate that.

wanna know your lj's moodring color? enter your user name and hit the button. (discussion thread)

I'm...distressed. I suppose that describes the mood of my journal, but not really me as a whole...odd.

whatevs, though.

Who cares?

Sun, 03 Jun 2007 16:41:31 GMT

I am so tired... I know I just posted, but god...
I've been sleeping at every chance I get, I just never feel like I've really slept, you know.
My stomach hurts, i'm queasy, and every time even fucking stand up, my brain spins in eight billion directions, making me tip back over.
only two weeks of shitford, then the summer, then another year of shitford.
Then Beaverton.
I'm dying, i swear. i can't think, can't breathe, can't smile, can't do anything without regretting it.
I was actually nice to Marie for a while there, then we slipped back into our state of loathing, but i'm fine with that, at least we have a routine.
I'm so so so tired of sick little pervs at school, the girls that stare and pretend they're better than you, and just being some fake thing that no one even knows anything about.
I'm pathetic.
Life sucks.
I suck at life.
Wow...holy shit i'm being emo.
Whatever. I don't even care any more.
Whatever. Mom's at the grocery store, and if she forgets to buy me Cup O' Noodles, in my weakened condition, I might flip out, causing her to flip out, causing me to flip out even more....just a big cycle.
Haha, and no one even reads my LJ, so I don't even know why I fucking bother.
Bye.

ooooops....oh god...

Sun, 03 Jun 2007 16:16:54 GMT

so, marie just scarred me for life by showing me a video of MICHAEL IN A DRESS....
I was already scarred enough because of her yaoi crap addiction, and now this?
And the guy that was with him had more cleavage then Michael... haha. GO PECS
Okay, plus I haven;'t slept in a fucking week, i believe that I'm, like, hallucinating.
I just want to go to sleep, swim, whatever.
so...tired...dying...
oh, look! A dancing Mushroom! Must chase it, goodbye!

Me 'n D-chan!

Wed, 14 Mar 2007 01:24:54 GMT

frenchmonkey1147 (5:58:46 PM): MEGAN????????
frenchmonkey1147 (5:58:50 PM): you are dead?
frenchmonkey1147 (6:00:10 PM): why you are dead?
frenchmonkey1147 (6:00:16 PM): Me cryyyyy
DchanOwO (6:01:10 PM): ..
DchanOwO (6:01:13 PM): I dead
DchanOwO (6:01:19 PM): D-E-D dead.
DchanOwO (6:01:21 PM): dedface.
frenchmonkey1147 (6:01:22 PM): YOU DEAD!!!
frenchmonkey1147 (6:01:50 PM): I cremates you. Then scatters you ashes in ocean.
frenchmonkey1147 (6:01:58 PM): Or dolphin tank at SeaWorld.
DchanOwO (6:02:28 PM): ...
DchanOwO (6:02:39 PM): Dolfin tank is preferable.
DchanOwO (6:02:45 PM): dolphin*
frenchmonkey1147 (6:02:46 PM): yupyupyup
frenchmonkey1147 (6:05:21 PM): you a dedchan!
DchanOwO (6:05:25 PM): Mhm,
DchanOwO (6:05:31 PM): That's what the D stands for.
frenchmonkey1147 (6:05:32 PM): you like kyo-chan?
DchanOwO (6:05:32 PM): xD
DchanOwO (6:05:35 PM): >w>;
DchanOwO (6:05:39 PM): Maybeh.
frenchmonkey1147 (6:05:41 PM): Not kyo.
frenchmonkey1147 (6:05:46 PM): kyo-CHAN
DchanOwO (6:05:46 PM): OMGOMGOMGOMGOMG!!!
DchanOwO (6:05:51 PM): 2 UPDATES IN ONE DAY???
DchanOwO (6:06:01 PM): TROLLY AND DOMINIQUE LOVE ME!!!
DchanOwO (6:06:09 PM): <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3
frenchmonkey1147 (6:06:14 PM): ZOMG! WhatWhat? Wheres?
DchanOwO (6:06:20 PM): >>
DchanOwO (6:06:26 PM): It's the smut I can't send you~
DchanOwO (6:06:28 PM): TT3TT
frenchmonkey1147 (6:07:12 PM): no smuts for MaPingu?
DchanOwO (6:07:23 PM): Nope - you're too much underage/
DchanOwO (6:07:39 PM): I was 15 when I got my first real smut.
frenchmonkey1147 (6:07:49 PM): you unnerage tooooooo
DchanOwO (6:07:58 PM): ... Yes, but less so/
DchanOwO (6:08:00 PM): xD
frenchmonkey1147 (6:08:42 PM): pssh.
frenchmonkey1147 (6:08:54 PM): maPingu no want your deerdy smuts.
DchanOwO (6:09:24 PM): Kay. xD
frenchmonkey1147 (6:09:36 PM): you a derdy smut-monsta!
DchanOwO (6:09:47 PM): Why, yes. Yes I am.
frenchmonkey1147 (6:10:10 PM): you badbadbad bundle of ragink hormones!
DchanOwO (6:11:27 PM): xD
frenchmonkey1147 (6:11:52 PM): yuh-huh.
frenchmonkey1147 (6:13:51 PM): Baybeez tastes gooood.
frenchmonkey1147 (6:14:42 PM): Megan ded ageeeee-an?
frenchmonkey1147 (6:14:51 PM): why you ded again?
frenchmonkey1147 (6:14:55 PM): ded
frenchmonkey1147 (6:14:57 PM): ded
frenchmonkey1147 (6:14:58 PM): ded
frenchmonkey1147 (6:14:59 PM): ded
frenchmonkey1147 (6:15:01 PM): ded
frenchmonkey1147 (6:15:03 PM): ded
frenchmonkey1147 (6:15:04 PM): ded
frenchmonkey1147 (6:15:05 PM): ded
frenchmonkey1147 (6:15:07 PM): ded
frenchmonkey1147 (6:15:08 PM): ded
DchanOwO (6:15:09 PM): Shaddup.
frenchmonkey1147 (6:15:10 PM): ded
DchanOwO (6:15:14 PM): I'm READING PORN!
frenchmonkey1147 (6:15:14 PM): Yay!
DchanOwO (6:15:16 PM): D<
frenchmonkey1147 (6:15:32 PM): On noez!!!
frenchmonkey1147 (6:15:44 PM): you derty porn-monsta!
frenchmonkey1147 (6:16:40 PM): I'm going to post this conversation in my lj...
DchanOwO (6:17:35 PM): o_O;
DchanOwO (6:17:44 PM): Oh noes.
frenchmonkey1147 (6:18:01 PM): you'll be a pornreader on lj!!!!
DchanOwO (6:18:47 PM): =O
frenchmonkey1147 (6:19:03 PM): yupyup.
frenchmonkey1147 (6:20:38 PM): Three cheers for Aunt Flo and Midol!
DchanOwO (6:21:10 PM): Three boobs for Aunt Flo and three parades for Midol!
DchanOwO (6:21:11 PM): =D
DchanOwO (6:21:30 PM): >w>
frenchmonkey1147 (6:22:39 PM): Fehfeh sez:

What porn? Where? Something I know? >w>;;
frenchmonkey1147 (6:22:58 PM): crampies go bye-bye
DchanOwO (6:23:04 PM): I sent her the IbikixIruka.
DchanOwO (6:23:06 PM): Bai~
frenchmonkey1147 (6:23:14 PM): no no!
frenchmonkey1147 (6:23:19 PM): I not go baibai!
frenchmonkey1147 (6:23:28 PM): My crampies go baibai!
frenchmonkey1147 (6:23:36 PM): thanks to Midol!
DchanOwO (6:23:49 PM): =D
DchanOwO (6:23:56 PM): *has back pain*
DchanOwO (6:24:03 PM): It's a bitch~
frenchmonkey1147 (6:24:20 PM): I gotta go baibai. now!
DchanOwO (6:24:24 PM): Bai~

Tue, 06 Mar 2007 00:19:25 GMT

Stalking is illegal. monkiefromheck confronts evil_gummiworm.

evil_gummiworm is stalking monkiefromheck
evil_gummiworm’s REAL name :	Babette Huffman
evil_gummiworm’s REAL DOB :	13th April 1988
Height :149 cm	Weight : 75.5 kg
evil_gummiworm has dreamt about you :	20 times
evil_gummiworm became interested in you :	28th November 2003
evil_gummiworm’s latest dream about you
evil_gummiworm wakes up in the middle of the night to the sight of you by the bed with your firm buttocks waggling jovially in your new stalkers face.
This is how evil_gummiworm describes your relationship behind your back
‘At first I thought it was just friendship, but it’s more than that. The way monkiefromheck looks at me has to be seen to be believed. Either it loves me as much as I love her or it’s terrified. And that isn’t very likely, is it……?’
evil_gummiworm’s been stealing stuff from your house too.
evil_gummiworm has a number of monkiefromheck’s old school books littered around their bedroom.
They’ve even started modifying their body for you
In a night of sheer angst evil_gummiworm carved ‘monkiefromheck’ into their forehead with a set of bakers tongs.
They sent the following message to you in a Valentines
Be mine forever and I’ll promise to never fart whilst you are eating your dinner.

The Police
No. calls to the police :	29 times
Your Last Call to The Police
"Dear Jesus no! Send around a squad car quick, I’ve just killed someone. Their name is evil_gummiworm. Stop bloody laughing! That’s their real name! evil_gummiworm threatened to kill me on multiple occasions and they came around tonight to finish off the job so I used my lava lamp in self defense and now the bastards on the ground without a pulse."
evil_gummiworm’s Police File
When it comes to heartless thugs there aren’t many criminals who would top the list ahead of evil_gummiworm.

Testimonies about evil_gummiworm

Finnegan Coomber - An overly camp drama queen

‘Jesus fuck! You’ve got to be joking?!??! evil_gummiworm? A pervert? It’s quite funny now I think about it. What an idiot!’

Jenson Asa - Pig-hustler

‘I’ve been friends with evil_gummiworm all of my life and I know all of this is bullshit. monkiefromheck is such a drama queen.’

Bartels Clements - Stoner of the crows

‘evil_gummiworm is pointlessness personified. I just wish they’d kill themselves or something.’

Katie's Stalking me!

Mon, 05 Mar 2007 16:15:17 GMT

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<p style='font-size: 24px; padding-bottom: 0px; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; color: #006699;'>monkiefromheck is being stalked on Livejournal!</p>
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<td colspan='2'><span style='color: #FFFFFF; font-size: 20px; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;'><em>evil_gummiworm</em> is stalking <em>monkiefromheck</em></span></td>
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<td width='50%' style='font-family: Verdana; color: #666666; font-weight: bold; font-size: 12px'>evil_gummiworm’s REAL name :</td>
<td width='50%' style='font-family: Verdana; color: #666666; font-size: 9px'>Martin Latham</td>
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<td width='50%' style='font-family: Verdana; color: #666666; font-weight: bold; font-size: 12px'>evil_gummiworm’s REAL DOB :</td>
<td width='50%' style='font-family: Verdana; color: #666666; font-size: 9px'>12th June 1980</td>
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<td width='50%' style='font-family: Verdana; color: #006699; font-weight: bold; font-size: 12px'>Height :164 cm</td>
<td width='50%' style='font-family: Verdana; color: #006699; font-weight: bold; font-size: 12px'>Weight : 80.7 kg</td>
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<td width='50%' style='font-family: Verdana; color: #666666; font-weight: bold; font-size: 12px'>evil_gummiworm has dreamt about you : </td>
<td width='50%' style='font-family: Verdana; color: #666666; font-size: 9px'>26 times </td>
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<td style='font-family: Verdana; color: #666666; font-weight: bold; font-size: 12px'>evil_gummiworm became interested in you : </td>
<td style='font-family: Verdana; color: #666666; font-size: 9px'>07th August 2003</td>
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<td colspan='2' style='font-family: Arial; font-size: 12px; font-weight: bold; color: #006699;'>evil_gummiworm’s latest dream about you</td>
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<td colspan='2' style='font-family: Arial; font-size: 11px; font-weight: bold; color: #FFFFFF;'> evil_gummiworm dreamt that both of you died in each others arms in a rather bizarre rollercoaster accident.</td>
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<td colspan='2' style='font-family: Arial; font-size: 12px; font-weight: bold; color: #006699;'>This is how evil_gummiworm describes your relationship behind your back </td>
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<td colspan='2' style='font-family: Arial; font-size: 11px; font-weight: bold; color: #FFFFFF;'> ‘We’re gonna have children. I haven’t talked to monkiefromheck about it yet but I’m sure it will be happy to have about 12 kids.’</td>
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<td colspan='2' style='font-family: Arial; font-size: 12px; font-weight: bold; color: #006699;'>evil_gummiworm’s been stealing stuff from your house too. </td>
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<td colspan='2' style='font-family: Arial; font-size: 11px; font-weight: bold; color: #FFFFFF;'> evil_gummiworm was seen parading around town with monkiefromheck’s missing beret.</td>
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<td colspan='2' style='font-family: Arial; font-size: 12px; font-weight: bold; color: #006699;'>They’ve even started modifying their body for you</td>
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<td colspan='2' style='font-family: Arial; font-size: 11px; font-weight: bold; color: #FFFFFF;'> evil_gummiworm had the lower part of their legs removed in order to compensate for the difference in height between the two of you. Needless to say, you were suitably unimpressed when evil_gummiworm came to see you next.</td>
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<td colspan='2' style='font-family: Arial; font-size: 12px; font-weight: bold; color: #006699;'>They sent the following message to you in a Valentines </td>
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<td colspan='2' style='font-family: Arial; font-size: 11px; font-weight: bold; color: #FFFFFF;'>Hold me my sweet angel and I shall forever be faithful. Well until you get old and ugly of course. Then it’ll be a completely different matter.</td>
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<td colspan='2'><span style='color: #FFFFFF; font-size: 20px; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;'>The Police </span></td>
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<td width='50%' style='font-family: Verdana; color: #666666; font-weight: bold; font-size: 12px'>No. calls to the police : </td>
<td width='50%' style='font-family: Verdana; color: #666666; font-size: 9px'>19 times</td>
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<td colspan='2' style='font-family: Arial; font-size: 12px; font-weight: bold; color: #0099CC;'>Your Last Call to The Police </td>
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<td colspan='2' style='font-family: Arial; font-size: 11px; font-weight: bold; color: #FFFFFF;'> "Hello look this is a bit embarassing, I have a stalker who keeps trying to climb over our perimeter fencing and they seem to have become impaled on it again. Could you please send someone over to check it out? Thanks."</td>
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<td colspan='2' style='font-family: Arial; font-size: 12px; font-weight: bold; color: #0099CC;'>evil_gummiworm’s Police File </td>
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<td colspan='2' style='font-family: Arial; font-size: 11px; font-weight: bold; color: #FFFFFF;'>When evil_gummiworm last spent time inside even the most hardened criminals feared for their lives when they were near her.</td>
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<td width='100%' bgcolor='688BA1'><span style='color: #FFFFFF; font-size: 20px; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;'>Testimonies about evil_gummiworm</span></td>
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<td style='font-family: Arial; font-size: 12px; font-weight: bold; color: #688BA1;'>Drew Chetwood - An overly camp drama queen </td>
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<td style='font-family: Arial; font-size: 11px; font-weight: bold; color: #FFFFFF;'> ‘I can’t believe what I’m hearing! evil_gummiworm a stalker? Well I suppose it makes sense actually. That bastard had really shifty eyes…’</td>
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<td style='font-family: Arial; font-size: 12px; font-weight: bold; color: #688BA1;'>Santa Hansen - Charlie Manson’s long-lost sibling </td>
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<td style='font-family: Arial; font-size: 11px; font-weight: bold; color: #FFFFFF;'> ‘evil_gummiworm was a depressing bore and I’m fucking glad they’ve been outted as a twat. Means I won’t have to deal with them ever again. Hip-hip-horray.’</td>
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<td style='font-family: Arial; font-size: 12px; font-weight: bold; color: #688BA1;'>Foster Maguire - Ex-priest </td>
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<td style='font-family: Arial; font-size: 11px; font-weight: bold; color: #FFFFFF;'> ‘Dear God! I knew evil_gummiworm was a right thieving bastard but I didn’t know they were such a skank. monkiefromheck is a bit of a sucker really.’</td>
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<td style='font-family: Arial; font-size: 12px; font-weight: bold; color: #688BA1;'>Milagro Hornbeck - Meat is dinner </td>
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<td style='font-family: Arial; font-size: 11px; font-weight: bold; color: #FFFFFF;'> ‘Fucking hell! This is hilarious for all the wrong reasons. monkiefromheck should really be in hospital receiving X-rays to the head.’</td>
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Fri, 23 Feb 2007 01:08:54 GMT

Greatest websites evars.
1. http://www.overheardinnewyork.com
2. http://overheardintheoffice.com
3. http://overheardatthebeach.com

The Strangest Lyrics Ever..... OwO

Thu, 22 Feb 2007 01:59:46 GMT

So, here they are. Courtesy of Brieanna and Say Anything.

Alive With The Glory Of Love by Say Anything

When I watch you, I wanna do you right where you're standing (yeah)
Right on the foyer, on this dark day, right in plain view (oh yeah)
Of the whole ghetto. The boots stomp meadows, but we ignore that (yeah)
You're lovely, baby. This war is crazy. I won't let you down (Oh no no)

No, I won't let them take you, won't let them take you
Hell no no, oh no, I won't let them take you, won't let them take you
Hell no no.

No, oh no no no!

And when our city, vast and shitty, falls to the axis (yeah)
They'll search the buildings, collect gold fillings, wallets and rings (oh yeah)
But Ms. Black Eyeliner, you'd look finer with each day in hiding (oh yeah)
Beneath the wormwood, oooh, love me so good.
They won't hear us screw away the day. I'll make you say:

(Alive! Alive!
Alive with love, alive with love tonight)

No, I won't let them take you, won't let them take you
Hell no no, oh no, I won't let them take you, won't let them take you
Hell no no.

Our Treblinka is alive with the glory of love!
Treblinka, alive, with the glory of love, yeah!

Should they catch us and dispatch us to those separate work camps,
I'll dream about you. I will not doubt you with the passing of time (oh yeah)
Should they kill me, your love will fill me, as warm as the bullets (yeah)
I'll know my purpose. This war was worth this. I won't let you down.
No, I won't
No, I won't
No, I won't

(Alive! Alive!
Alive with love, alive with love tonight)

No, I won't let them take you, won't let them take you
Hell no, no
No, no

czdfsjhdfshfhfd meme

Wed, 31 Jan 2007 02:42:39 GMT

The test of boringness

Chapter 1: Personal

Initials: CEA
Middle name: Eveline
Birthday: Aug. 2
Birth Place: Redwood City, California
Current location: Desk
Height: 5' 3"-ish
Hair length: Shoulder-length
Eye color: greeny-greyish-blue
Piercings: Three. Earrings and kidney.

Chapter 2: Family

Do you live with your parent/s: Yeah. Mommy.
Do you get along with your parents? Yep. My dad especially.
Are your parents married/separated/divorced? Divorced
Do you have any siblings? One that I know of.
What pets do you have? One dog, my Kenai!
What are there names? Kenai(Husky)

Chapter 3: Favorites

City: San Francisco
Season: Fall or Summer
Clothing brand: Hollister, Loungefly, Roxy
Color: Orange
Number: 47

Chapter 4: Do You ...

Sing in the shower? Definitely OwO
Write memos on your hand? Yeah, all the time, and on my legs and arms, everywhere.
Call people back? Yeah, most of the time.
Believe in love? Sure, I suppose
Sleep on a certain side of the bed? Nope, I sleep everywhre.
Wear glasses or contacts? Reading glasses.

Chapter 5: Have You Ever...

Gone skinny dipping? When I was a baby...
Worn braces? Nope, will soon.
Broken a bone? A toe and a knuckle
Had stitches? Nopes.
Punched someone in the face? Including Brieanna? Once.
Skipped school? Nevahs
Taken painkillers? Um, If I'm hurt...?
Gone SCUBA diving? Nope.
Been stung by a bee? Yeah.
Thrown up in a restaurant? SO many times.
Been to overnight camp? Yes, with my snuggle-buddy Emma!
Written a letter to Santa Claus? Yeah, when I was little.
Had detention? Lunch Detention.
Been sent to the principal's office? Never.
Been called a bitch? I think I deserved a few of them, even.

Chaper 6: Who/What was the last..

Person to IM you? Brieanna.
Person to call you? Brieanna.
Person you hugged? Brieanna.
Person you tackled? Brieanna.
Thing you touched? Obviously the keyboard. Besides that, my headphones.
Thing you said? "He was just grabbing his ball." (my dog)

40 RANDOM questions:

Last call recieved - I thought we established this.
Last call made - Mama
Last text recieved from - I've never been texted(no phone)

CURRENT:
What channel is the tv on? Probably like Nickolodeon or TLC
What song is playing - Lithium-Evanescence
Watching -The screen
What is your background - Alice in Wonderland

FAVORITE:
Type of pizza - Canandian Bacon and Pineapple
College basketball team - Stanford
Shirt that you own - I dunno.
Warning - The one on the school lunch menus under meat products that say "WARNING- MAY CONTAIN MEAT"

OTHER RANDOM:
Whats the time - 6:39 p.m.
Whts the date - 1/30? Whoa.
Whats the day -Tuesday.
Do you own more than 4 tv sets - No, altogether for both parents, only 3
Do you own a toaster - One toaster, so yes.
Do you own a house with 2 floors? - Yes.

WHAT DO U THINK OF WHEN I SAY
Cat - Waffles
DANCE-Monkeys?
Jump - Squish
Love - Emma
Bed - sleepy
Scratch - ouchie!

New Userpic!

Wed, 17 Jan 2007 20:20:41 GMT

These are my eyes!

My Pants! They Burn!

Mon, 15 Jan 2007 17:17:05 GMT

Put your audio player software on random. Post the title of the first twenty songs that come up. Append "in my pants" to the end of each title.

NOTE: I'm not including Japanese titles. 'Cause they're not as funny. =/

1. Temperature in my pants
2. Gold Digger in my pants
3. When You're Evil in my pants
4. We Major in my pants
5. Alright in my pants
6. Hot Stuff in my pants
7. Dance With Me Tonight in my pants
8. Days Go By in my pants
9. Better Life in my pants
10. Chak Tiki Dum Dum in my pants
11. Heard 'Em Say in my pants
12. Roses in my pants
13. SexyBack in my pants
14. I'll Remember You in my pants
15. Anything But Ordinary in my pants
16. I Don't Need A Man in my pants --100% Marie Approved! (>w<)b
17. If It's Lovin' That You Want in my pants
18. Heart Shaped Box in my pants
19. 500 Miles in my pants
20. Bring Me Down in my pants

Meme

Mon, 04 Dec 2006 03:03:41 GMT

1) Man in The Yellow Hat
2) Sora
3) Kyo
4) Emma
5) Katie
6) The Jesus Man from school
7) Mulan
8) Kenai
9) Brieanna
10) Marie
11) Spongebob
12) Miyavi

01) Who would make a better college professor, 6 or 11? What would they teach?
Erm... Jesus Man or Spongebob? I choose Spongebob!

02) Do you think 2 is hot? How hot?
okay... not really.

03) 12 sends 8 on a mission. What is it, and does it succeed?
Miyavi sends Kenai on a mission for ninja lapdancers, Kenai comes back with an egg.

04) What is or would be 9's favorite book?
I don't think that she reads.

05) Would it make more sense for 2 to swear loyalty to 6, or the other way around?
Erm... Sora to Jesus Man.

06) For some reason, 5 is looking for a roommate. Should she share a studio apartment with 9 or with 10?
10! Katie+Marie=Lurve

07) 2, 7 and 12 have dinner together. Where do they go, and what do they discuss?
Oh, God. Um.... They go to a restaurant where there is a karaoke machine. While Miyavi is singing till his brains asplode, Mulan and Sora sneak out.

08) 3 challenges 10 to a duel. What happens?
Marie would lick him, then run away.

09) If 1 stole 8's most precious possession, how would they get it back?
Kenai would lick him until his hat fell off.

10) Suggest a title for a story in which 7 and 12 both attain what they most desire.
"Best Oriental Stars"

11) What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted 4 and 1 to work together?
Man In Yellow Hat gives Emma a monkey

12) If 7 visited you for the weekend, how would you get along?
I'd ask her how ancient China was.

13) If you could command 3 to perform any one task or service for you, what would it be?
I would make him be Marie's Christmas Present

14) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw 11?
No.

Fri, 01 Dec 2006 02:23:36 GMT

Your Inner Gangsta by crash_and_burn

What is yo name?

Yo gangsta name be

Honeyfresh

You ride around in a

Neon Pink H2 Hummer

Yo gang

The Adjective Nouners

Yo shoes be

Fuzzy slippers

Yo dubs be dis big, fool

3,591

How much money you got?

$274,626,812,248,115,328,736,321,332

How gangsta are you, bitch?

68%

bored out mah MIND!

Sun, 12 Nov 2006 18:05:49 GMT

sup?

15 people

Sat, 11 Nov 2006 03:21:51 GMT

Write fifteen statements
Intended to different people.
Not all to friends.
Never tell which one is to whom.

1. Sometimes you love me, sometimes ya hate me. MAKE UP YOUR MIND!!!!!!

2. Stoppit! STOPPIT NOW! YOU ARE TRYING WAY TOO HARD TO BE POPULAR, SO JUST STOPPIT!

3. NO ONE LIKES YOU. Get it now?

4. Oh. You. I can't believe it. There are just no words.

5. How do you do that? How on this crap-flinging earth get yourself wriggled out of doing anything? HOW?

6. You are so nice. Too nice, but that's why we love you.

7. Oh my God. EAT A FRACKING MEAL!!!!!!!

8. What do you want? Really, what do you want? Because I can't give you a better life.

9. Do you have any idea how insanely lucky you are? Smart, funny, gorgeous, loving family, good life...I want to be you.

10. I know that you have a "bubbly personality", but shut the hell up!!!!!!

11. Do you really think that I don't know what you do to VERY SINGLE FRIEND THAT YOU'VE HAD???

12. Stupid Sleazy ho-bag.

13. I DO NOT CARE!

14. I don't like you, I don't want to know know you, so just shrivel up and go away!

15. I hate you. So much.

I feel EMO!

Wed, 08 Nov 2006 02:30:58 GMT

Lalala... I should probably be doing homework, but I love y'all, and just HAD to keep you updated on mah pathetic life(you know you love me). Ah well, just print this page out and use it as toilet paper if you think it's that bad(*cough* weirdo that commented*cough*)... bee-bye, and love ya!

Mappy!!!!!

Tue, 07 Nov 2006 03:33:27 GMT

Sorry. Another quiz... don't hurt me...

Tue, 07 Nov 2006 03:25:40 GMT

Your Celebrity Baby Name Is...

Tallulah Peaches

What's Your Celebrity Baby Name?

Your Mexican Name Is...

Doña Ana

What's Your Mexican Name?

Your Japanese Name Is...

Yachi Konoe

What's your Japanese Name?

Your Stripper Song Is

Like a Virgin by Madonna

"Like a virgin, ooh, ooh
Like a virgin
Feels so good inside
When you hold me, and your heart beats, and you love me"

No virgin-ness implied. Not at all.

What Song Should You Strip To?

Whoa- WAY too true!

Sun, 05 Nov 2006 19:41:52 GMT

THAT IS WAYYYYYYYY TOO TRUE!!!

What Your Face Says

At first glance, people see you as down to earth and reliable.

Overall, your true self is passionate and physical.

With friends, you seem dramatic, lively, and quick to react.

In love, you seem energetic - almost manic.

In stressful situations, you seem selfish and moody.

What Do People Think Of Your Face?

Weird...

Sun, 05 Nov 2006 19:38:24 GMT

Exotic Dancer Name Is...

Inferno

Exotic Dancer Name Generator

Sweet! Mah pirate name!

Sun, 05 Nov 2006 19:29:43 GMT

Your Pirate Name Is...

Black Ladyfingers

What's Your Pirate Name?

hello to everyone!

Sun, 05 Nov 2006 18:10:14 GMT

I'm sorry for not postng for like, forever, but I think that I just forgot y'all. whatevs. So-update on moi---I'm in a new grade @ school, and I'm a little behind on homework-shhh... don't tell. So I should be getting off my lazy butt, and going to work on it, but I thought that you guys were too important.
*Hearts an' stars*
Monkielady

I'm located in...

Fri, 01 Sep 2006 15:04:57 GMT

What is this? [+] Created by 3.99 Anime Shop and NarutoFever

Fri, 11 Aug 2006 03:39:59 GMT

Hi!!!!! I really need to start posting more... I just got back from a camping trip...